Possessed Leg

My mom sent this to me today and I was dying laughing inside. I could watch the beginning over and over and over again and never get sick of it. If you ever need to lighten up your day just hit play!

The King of Duff Piracy!

I know what you are thinking, what the hell is Duff Piracy? The term has not actually been defined yet but keep checking back for more insight.

After a couple years of constant quoting of a man the Nimbus crew came across in the Timerline parking lot of Mt. Hood, Wiegand decided that his legacy needs to live on and be shared with the everyone. When I sat down to think of this man and how to approach his unveiling to the world, all I could think about was the Intro to the Big Lebowski. It fits him almost to the T. I reworded a couple phrases and words but other then that this here is the story of The One and Only, Duff Pirate.

Way out west there was this fellow I want to tell you about, a fellow by the name of…(name disclosed for personal privacy) Joe Schmoe. At least that was the handle his loving parents gave him, but he never had much use for it himself. This Schmoe he called himself The Duff Pirate. Now, Duff Pirate, that’s a name no one would self apply where I come from. But there’s a whole lot about The Duff Pirate that doesn’t make a whole lot of sense to me, and a lot about where he lives likewise. Now this here story I’m about to unfold took place in the late two thousands right around the time Hunting Yeti was being filmed with Pollard and the Nimbus crew. I only mention him because sometimes there’s a man, I won’t say a hero, because what’s a hero? but sometimes there’s a man and I’m talking about The Duff Pirate here. Sometimes there’s a man, well, he’s the man for his time and place, he fit’s right in there and that’s The Duff Pirate, from Mt. Hood, Oregon. And even if he’s a crazy man and The Duff Pirate is most certainly that and possibly the craziest in Clackamas County, which would place him in the runnings for craziest worldwide. But sometimes there’s a man, sometimes there’s a man, arghh, I lost my train of thought here, but…ahhh hell, I’ve done introduced him enough. Check out the Duff Pirate in all his glory here.

Is this guy for real?

Driving down the road the other day I happen to glance over and see this stunning piece of humanity and had to take a picture to verify that my eyes did not deceive me. Am I hallucinating? What in the tarnations am I looking at here, and where am I again? Oh yeah, the homely promised land predominately overrun by nice law abiding mormons. Obviously he loves America and is dutifully practicing his first amendment right. Wait, what does that say on his license plate? Only 1 God, Jesus! If you fail to see the irony here, just ask yourself this question. Would Jesus(if in fact he once lived) carry a gun? But he does have a trusty steed aptly named Majesty. I could go on and on but seriously I think this picture does all the talking. Nice bike dude!